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The Queen
The Queen

This really excellent film shows how the royals, and in particular Queen Elizabeth, dealt with Princess Diana’s death — or failed to deal with it.

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Curse of the Golden Flower
Curse of the Golden Flower

The movie would have made more sense to me if, somehow, the emperor were poisoning the empress to make way for his oldest son to take the throne. In the actual context, I could not figure out what he was up to with his wife.

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Night At the Museum
Night At the Museum

The film was considerably better than I expected when I went into it.

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Spanglish
Spanglish

No way is this a comedy, unless the definition of the term has changed radically in the last few years; it’s a drama about acculturation, and has few if any punchlines.

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Spider Man 2
Spider Man 2

I would like to make a couple of negative comments about this film, for the sake of objectivity, but you know what? I can’t think of any offhand.

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The Punisher
The Punisher

If you don’t mind a little violence and a little blood, this is a fun way of killing a couple of hours.

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The Alamo
The Alamo

A remake of a historical event: the investment by a large contingent of the Mexican army of a hundred-year-old church in the village of San Antonio de Bejar and the eventual massacre of almost two hundred defenders, including a couple of genuine American folk heroes.

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Walking Tall
Walking Tall

The plot really is three thousand years old …

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Lost in Translation
Lost in Translation

The film is “tender and understated”, movie code for the fact that the less stoic viewer is likely to fall asleep early on.

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Seabiscuit
Seabiscuit

The film took me back to my teens, when I read Walter Farley’s famous racehorse series The Black Stallion.

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Hollywood Homicide
Hollywood Homicide

Compared to this, Seven Nights and Seven Days, in which Ford and Ann Heche are boringly marooned on a desert island, deserves “classic” status.

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Identity
Identity

A rather interesting little movie, despite occasional overdependency on startlement.

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Dark Blue
Dark Blue

Dragnet it’s not, however, a point which the LAPD evidently recognized when they refused to cooperate in its filming.

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About Schmidt
About Schmidt

I really can’t say why I didn’t like this. Perhaps it was just too good for me.

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Nicholas Nickleby
Nicholas Nickleby

While it would have been impossible to get everything in the book into a two-hour movie, I really think they could have devoted another five minutes to the breaking up of Dotheboys Hall.

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Blood Work
Blood Work

In recent years Eastwood has sort of grown on me.

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The Dead Zone
The Dead Zone

Catch it on USA every sunday evening at ten p.m.

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The Sum of All Fears
The Sum of All Fears

I still haven’t decided whether or not this film is better or worse than the book.

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The Bourne Identity
The Bourne Identity

This film seems to have been a vehicle for Matt Damon. As such, it’s fairly successful. As an adaptation of Ludlum’s story, I found it pretty lame.

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Changing Lanes
Changing Lanes

Gipson is not nearly as innocent an individual as the trailer indicated, nor is Banek such an incorrigible sleazoid as one might expect after viewing the thirty-second introduction.

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Panic Room
Panic Room

The movie is not about the characters but about their situation. You find it difficult to care whether they live or die.

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Smallville (TV)
Smallville (TV)

In the end, I suspect that most people will watch this series more for Lex than for Clark and his powers or for the Smallville weirdness.

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The Perfect Storm
The Perfect Storm

The storm is very well done, and I suggest that those with a tendency to motion sickness might better avoid this film.

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The Kid
The Kid

The plot doesn’t always hang together, but it is fun; and it’s nice to know that some people are able to find redemption, though the assumption that they can only do so late in life — which is here defined as forty years old — is a bit unsettling…

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Sleepy Hollow
Sleepy Hollow

I think that Washington Irving would have recognized this story.

Just.

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The Messenger
The Messenger

For myself, if I’d been there and had heard Jeanne scream at Orleans: “If you love me … follow me!” I would have followed without hesitation.

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American Beauty
American Beauty

I give away nothing when I say that the climactic high point of the film is when Lester gets his brains blown out …

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Double Jeopardy
Double Jeopardy

In the canon of Tommy Lee Jones masterpieces, it’ll probably be ranked more or less the same as Volcano.

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The Sixth Sense
The Sixth Sense

This movie came to me as one of the really nice surprises of this summer — though, after Willis’s role in Mercury Rising, I suppose I shouldn’t have been surprised.

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What Dreams May Come
What Dreams May Come

In some ways, it did not play fair with the viewer.

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Snake Eyes
Snake Eyes

I am not sure why I was so annoyed with this film.

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Saving Private Ryan
Saving Private Ryan

It is probably one of the most realistic cinematic renditions of a war that I have seen. No John Waynes here.

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Mercury Rising
Mercury Rising

While waiting for all the great new summer movies you might want to catch this somewhat interesting, and action-filled, new Bruce Willis flic

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Don Harlow bio info. Born longer ago than he cares to admit, Don Harlow has worked as a military weather forecaster, neophyte astronomer, computer programmer and office manager. His primary avocations are reading science-fiction and fantasy and promoting the international language Esperanto. He has successfully raised three daughters and a son, the oldest of whom (Gwen) is responsible for designing this site and giving it to him as a Christmas present. Movies are, for him, a pleasant way of passing an afternoon or evening; his only connection with the movie industry consists in a long-ago four week period during which he worked as an usher at the Lake Theater in Oswego, Oregon. Contact Don at don@harlows.org