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Inter tero kaj ĉielo
Inter tero kaj ĉielo

La rakontoj mem estas humuraj kaj iom memorigas pri la preskaŭ samperioda usona romano Life With Father.

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Ĝis revido, krokodilido!
Ĝis revido, krokodilido!

Leĝera libro, facile legebla, kaj ĝenerale amuza.

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Night At the Museum
Night At the Museum

The film was considerably better than I expected when I went into it.

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Borat
Borat

The film is essentially a one-joke story, the joke being the cultural differences between a fantasy nation which we shall call Kazakhstan and the United States, or more specifically those parts of it which some of us would like to pretend don’t exist.

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The Pacifier
The Pacifier

And now they’ve remade Kindergarten Cop as The Pacifier, with Vin Diesel attempting — with only limited success — to reprise Arnold Schwarzenegger’s role.

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Guess Who
Guess Who

What? You say you recognize the plot? You think that this is a rip-off of 1967’s Guess Who’s Coming To Dinner? Nonsense!

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Miss Congeniality 2
Miss Congeniality 2

If you liked the original movie, you’ll probably like this one.

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Hitch
Hitch

From my point of view there are mostly so-so romance films and pretty bad ones. I’ve largely been avoiding them in recent months. This one, however, strikes me as the best since Notting Hill.

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Team America: World Police
Team America: World Police

The rest of us can find much to enjoy in this film, even when we criticize not only the not-so-occasionally foul language and the near-explicit sex but also the … how shall I put this? … wooden acting.

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Saved
Saved

It’s a shame that — for whatever reason — so few people are going to get to see this movie.

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Raising Helen
Raising Helen

I don’t know that I’d care to recommend this one, but some people thought it was at least decent …

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Mean Girls
Mean Girls

Cady has to sink or swim in a veritable swamp of cliques, jealousies, rivalries and incomprehensible hierarchies

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13 Going On 30
13 Going On 30

Basically, it’s a story telling about how Jenna’s youthful behavior changed her life in ways of which she is not proud — and how she gets a chance to unmake those changes.

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50 First Dates
50 First Dates

One wonders just how many people suffer from this disability outside of the movies.

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Along Came Polly
Along Came Polly

If I had to define this movie with a single word, “contrived” would come immediately to mind.

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Something's Gotta Give
Something’s Gotta Give

I simply check whether or not anybody in the audience is asleep during the film. By that criterion, this movie certainly qualified as a sleeper.

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Johnny English
Johnny English

The running joke is, of course, English’s total incompetence.

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Legally Blonde 2
Legally Blonde 2

You must, far more than in the first film, engage in a little Willing Suspension of Disbelief for this film to make much sense.

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What a Girl Wants
What a Girl Wants

Going in to a sneak preview of this film, I kept thinking of Mel Gibson and the somewhat risqué What Women Want. Coming out, I kept thinking of the puerile The Princess Diaries.

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How To Lose a Guy In 10 Days
How To Lose a Guy In 10 Days

Simply put, I don’t much care for people — even fictional ones — who treat other people as nothing but objects, and both of these main characters were doing so.

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Shanghai Knights
Shanghai Knights

It’s all a lot of good fun.

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About Schmidt
About Schmidt

I really can’t say why I didn’t like this. Perhaps it was just too good for me.

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The Hot Chick
The Hot Chick

I saw Schneider’s The Animal, so I should have known what to expect.

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Two Weeks Notice
Two Weeks Notice

Amusing but very, very minor.

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Austin Powers in Goldmember
Austin Powers in Goldmember

There is an overreliance on poo-poo and pee-pee jokes. If these don’t amuse you, you may find the film boring. I drowsed off twice — the first time I’ve done that since Amélie.

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Men In Black II
Men In Black II

There are films for which I might say, “I cannot recommend this film too highly.” For this one, I’ll say the same thing, but hold the last two words. It’s living proof that you shouldn’t make a sequel just for the sake of making a sequel.

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Bedazzled
Bedazzled

Be careful what you wish for. You may get it.

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Meet the Parents
Meet the Parents

Light fare, amusing — if you like self-embarassment movies — and an enjoyable way of passing an hour and three quarters.

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Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

Unfortunately, most of the laughs in this presumably comic film derive from overplayed toilet humor, which few over the age of fifteen will find terribly amusing, unless there is something seriously wrong with civilization as we know it.

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There's Something About Mary
There’s Something About Mary

Remember that There’s Something About Mary is made by the same people who made Dumb and Dumber.

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Don Harlow bio info. Born longer ago than he cares to admit, Don Harlow has worked as a military weather forecaster, neophyte astronomer, computer programmer and office manager. His primary avocations are reading science-fiction and fantasy and promoting the international language Esperanto. He has successfully raised three daughters and a son, the oldest of whom (Gwen) is responsible for designing this site and giving it to him as a Christmas present. Movies are, for him, a pleasant way of passing an afternoon or evening; his only connection with the movie industry consists in a long-ago four week period during which he worked as an usher at the Lake Theater in Oswego, Oregon. Contact Don at don@harlows.org