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Blade: Trinity
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I went to see this film because the director decided to use Esperanto in it, to some small degree. I can’t think of any better reason for anyone to see it.

I went to see this film because the director decided to use Esperanto in it, to some small degree. I will repeat this line at the end of this review …

This is the third, and with any luck the last, in a series of films about one of Marvel Comics’ lesser characters, the black vampire-hunter Blade. In this film, Blade (Wesley Snipes) kills lots of vampires and “familiars” (ordinary human beings who help vampires), gets caught by the police, escapes with the help of a little coterie of other vampire-hunters, gets involved in a plot to generate an anti-vampire bioweapon, and has to fight a Dracula for whom any similarity to the Dracula of literary history (including Marvel Comics’ own Dracula) is purely coincidental.

At one point, when the police ask Blade how many people he has killed — “Forty? Fifty?” — he answers “Eleven hundred.” Most of these must have been vampires rather than familiars. In this film, vampires appear to be so fragile that if they poke their finger with a sewing needle they will immediately dissolve to a skeleton, which then itself turns to dust. Any time Blade or his friends take on a gang of vampires, you can be sure that within about two minutes the vampire hunters will be standing among a whole lot of little piles of dust.

Comedy relief is provided by a vampire Pomeranian dog. Frankly, I would have preferred Howard the Duck’s “Horrible Hellcow” (which Howard destroyed by holding a lug wrench, shaped like a cross, in front of himself).

I went to see this film because the director decided to use Esperanto in it, to some small degree. I can’t think of any better reason for anyone to see it.

Don Harlow, December 13, 2004 06:25 PM

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Don Harlow bio info. Born longer ago than he cares to admit, Don Harlow has worked as a military weather forecaster, neophyte astronomer, computer programmer and office manager. His primary avocations are reading science-fiction and fantasy and promoting the international language Esperanto. He has successfully raised three daughters and a son, the oldest of whom (Gwen) is responsible for designing this site and giving it to him as a Christmas present. Movies are, for him, a pleasant way of passing an afternoon or evening; his only connection with the movie industry consists in a long-ago four week period during which he worked as an usher at the Lake Theater in Oswego, Oregon. Contact Don at don@harlows.org