You know, I never watch the Super Bowl. So I missed the great half-time show, and particularly Janet Jackson's bit of overexposure. Well, perhaps I can more properly say that I didn't miss it -- not at all. (Though I did catch several dozen of the roughly ten thousand replays of this particular bit of show business that Should Never Have Been Shown On Television ...)
One anchorfellow complained about the fourteen million children watching the game who were exposed to the woman's naked breast. This raises two questions in my mind:
(1) Are there really fourteen million children in this country who have nothing better to do?
(2) Can anyone actually point to even one of those fourteen million children who has never seen a naked female breast, or -- worse! -- attached his or her mouth to one at some time or another?